very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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