the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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