Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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