No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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