Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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