How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
As shirtless as possible
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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