But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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