D3 body, D1 cock
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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