On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
ttyl tear gas
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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