For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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