My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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Someone shattered a urinal.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
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