Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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