That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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