but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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