Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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