whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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