What a fucking waste of an outfit
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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