Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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