He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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