Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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