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Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
My bed smells like the plague
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