You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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