Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
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Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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