Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
