But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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