I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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