she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
We're using joints as your birthday candles
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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