I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The air was thick with penises
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
My ass is underappreciated
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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