He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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