Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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