Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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