You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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