And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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