Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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