I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Well I just put wine in my tea
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I could fuck to npr.
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I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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