do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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