no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
party gras won. party gras always wins.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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