Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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