Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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