I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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