Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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