Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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