Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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