Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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