he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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