We're like a lot better than the average bears
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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