apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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