She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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