Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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