absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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