I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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