Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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